Morning Routines

HOWEDY diane,

Yeah. Ain't that RICH. BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAAA!!!

You haven't learned your lesson YET, have you, diane.

A dog is a dog, diane. You've BEEN havin TRHOWEBLE since DAY WON, haven't you, diane. PERHAPS that's on accHOWENT of you've been takin advice from lying dog abusing punk thug cowards and active long term incurable MENTAL CASES who hurt intimidate crate bribe shock choke and murder their dogs, diane?

Oh GOODY! You took a pretty good beatin, eh?

Your dog FEARS you on accHOWENT of you're a DOG ABUSER like YOUR PALS TAUGHT YOU to be, on accHOWENT of 'MISERY LOVES COMPANY,' The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.

Tsk tsk, diane. Dogs are NEVER aggressive. ALL aggression is FEAR. ALL FEAR is CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

THAT'S HOWE COME DOGS ARE 'aggressive,' diane. Dogs and children LEARN aggression, diane. They LEARN IT from their ABUSERS, diane. Where did your dog learn to DEFEND HISSELF, diane?

Oh, he's JUST PLAYIN like HOWE leah's dog Madigan BIT HER when they was PLAYIN on her pronged spiked pinch choke collar...

That so? You mean, since you took a bath from the BEHAVIORIST, diane? You should be in EXXXCELLENT shape NHOWE, eh?

GOOD! Only took WON year and a few hundred bucks flushed DHOWEN the tubes for the BEHAVIORIST who got you IN GOOD SHAPE!

Yeah, you want to be SHORE to practice your dominance EXXXERCISES HOWEtside, ar- HOWEN distractions, eh?

Yeah, that's HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard goes: 'BWEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'

AIN'T IT, diane.

Come to where the WARM is, diane. Was 81F today here in sunny Florida... where hittin dogs is a crime.

Perhaps she should have her own?

Better buy her a pair of gloves.

Ahh, so you've BEEN HAVIN PROBLEMS for 16 months.

SHAAAZZZAAAMMM?

Not in over thirty years, diane.

Perhaps you should ASK YOUR BEHAVIORIST for another APPOINTMENT on accHOWENT of his WORK WORE HOWET, eh diane?

OF CURSE, IT DID WORK, so you're ALL SET for your NEXT APPOINTMENT. 'Cleanlieness is next to G-Dlieness,' The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >

Yeah. You'll have to teach her to sit again.

Sometimes that's not such a WIZE idea, diane. ESPECIALLY on accHOWENT of The Amazing Puppy Wizard has DONE ALL THE WORK for you.

HOWE COME your PALS advised you to HURT and INTIMIDATE your dog and your BEHAVIORIST CAN'T FIX THAT on accHOWENT of YOU CAN'T BRIBE FORCE or INTIMDIATE your dog to MAKE IT TRUST YOU not to HURT and INTIMDIATE IT someMOORE?

THINK ABHOWET THAT, diane.

Your food bribes only REINFORCE the BAD behaviors and TEACHES your dogs to DO BAD BEHAVIORS to elicit a TREAT or ALTERNATIVE apupriate behavior like chewin on your gloves.

You'll need to REPLACE the WONS your dog is fixin to take off you.

Better get yourself a old pair so your dog won't take your good WONS and chew them up.

BWEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Oh yeah, we was JUST talkin abHOWET that. The Amazing Puppy Wizard shoulda read ahead.

You're welcome!

HOWEDY diane,

INDEEDY! The Amazing Puppy Wizard LIVES for your posts, diane. You've been postin here abHOWETS for many years and your dogs have had a VERY LONG CONSISTENT CASE HISTORY of STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNDE DIS-EASE and TEMPERAMENT and BEHAVIOR problems.

You've BEEN havin PROBLEMS with ALL your dogs since DAY WON on accHOWENT of you're a dog abusing MENTAL CASE, diane.

DID YOU NHOWE? THAT musta cost a few hundred bucks to learn HOWE to CHOKE your dog for BONDING BEHAVIOR?:

Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 18:31:38 -0700

Thanks for telling me that. Everyone is teasing me for calling in someone, but I didn't know what to do.

Obedience school taught all the basics, but the stuff they told me to do to have her get over her dominance didn't work.

I also had to get a choker for Maddy, and I too, didn't like to use them.

It's been very difficult the past few days, but she is just testing me now.

Thanks again, I'll keep you posted on our progress

Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 06:01:26 -0700

I had the behaviourist here Monday night to help me with one year old Maddy. It went great. She listened to everything he said, and she even did a 30 minute down stay for him.

Her problem was dominance.

I got her two months after my four year old passed away from cancer, so I spoiled her a little too much.

Basically I need to keep her on leash in the house until she is two.

This way I can correct her immediately.

She also has a very long leash for outside so she can still run and play, but I can correct her if she starts to jump on me or even dig.

I wish I would have done these things when she was just 8 weeks old. I have also started walking her without her gentle leader (because he doesn't believe in them) and she has walked fine.

I have noticed an improvement in her already.

I change my tone of voice and she knows she is doing something she shouldn't.

I knew her problems were more than just puppy problems.

He said the puppy part accounted for about 10% of her behaviour.

Diane and Maddy

You mean she was AFRAID of you ABUSING her.

ALL AGGRESSION IS FEAR.

Then she was PLAYING.

That so? You've BEEN HAVIN the SAME problems since DAY WON:

Here's The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME:

Subject: chronic puppy health problems Date: 2004-02-15 15:11:59 PST

I was wondering if anyone else had a lot of health issues with their puppies. Maddy is now 7 months, and we've been at the vets so many times.

Two ear infections, diarrhea for two weeks and now, she has either vaginitis or cystitis.

This is her second time on oral antibiotics in less than two months.

It is starting to scare me.

My four year old lab mix, passed away in July of cancer, so I just want to have a healthy dog.

Someone told me it is common for puppies to have all sorts of problems. If anyone else has gone through this, please let me know.

Diane

That so?

THAT'S on accHOWENT of you CHOKE her.

You might try throwin her the gloves an runnin inside. Or you could just CHOKE her someMOORE:

Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2004 09:37:08 -0700

The trainer didn't like the gentle leader because he said it masks the behaviour problem. She has to learn to listen to me always.

Walking is great now. The major problem I am having with this is her chewing on the leash.

She's only a year, so she still has the puppy naughtiness in her.

I talked to him yesterday and he said to just yank it out of her mouth, and just keep trying.

If no luck, he will show me something else to do.

I'd hate to spend the money again, so if anyone has any suggestions to help me get her to leave the leash alone, let me know.

She doesn't touch it when walking, and never has. Just now, it's dangling off her all the time.

Thanks.

Diane and Maddy

Your dog has been SICK and SUFFERING since DAY WON.

That so? What's your BEHAVIORIST say?

Yeah. You have. For FIVE YEARS STRAIGHT NHOWE.

Yeah:

Subject: biting and attention Date: 1999/10/13

I hope I'm not being a pest,(I have at least one question a week) but I've never owned a lab before and I think my 8month old lab/shepherd has severe problems.

This newsgroup made me realize she is normal.

Her major problem is biting but I'm told labs and shepherds are both bad for that as puppies.

Tonight I went to answer the phone and she took my arm and wouldn't let go. I had to hang up as my arm still has puncture wounds.

Has anyone had this problem?

I think she gets upset that all my attention is not on her anymore. (I do spend a lot of time with her and everyone tells me that I spoil her too much)

She also bites when she needs to go outside.

Any suggestions?

For those of you tired of Puppy Wizard you can block the messages by using 'message - block sender'.

HOWEDY diane,

Yeah. Ain't that RICH. BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAAA!!!

You haven't learned your lesson YET, have you, diane.

A dog is a dog, diane. You've BEEN havin TRHOWEBLE since DAY WON, haven't you, diane. PERHAPS that's on accHOWENT of you've been takin advice from lying dog abusing punk thug cowards and active long term incurable MENTAL CASES who hurt intimidate crate bribe shock choke and murder their dogs, diane?

Oh GOODY! You took a pretty good beatin, eh?

Your dog FEARS you on accHOWENT of you're a DOG ABUSER like YOUR PALS TAUGHT YOU to be, on accHOWENT of 'MISERY LOVES COMPANY,' The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.

Tsk tsk, diane. Dogs are NEVER aggressive. ALL aggression is FEAR. ALL FEAR is CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

THAT'S HOWE COME DOGS ARE 'aggressive,' diane. Dogs and children LEARN aggression, diane. They LEARN IT from their ABUSERS, diane. Where did your dog learn to DEFEND HISSELF, diane?

Oh, he's JUST PLAYIN like HOWE leah's dog Madigan BIT HER when they was PLAYIN on her pronged spiked pinch choke collar...

That so? You mean, since you took a bath from the BEHAVIORIST, diane? You should be in EXXXCELLENT shape NHOWE, eh?

GOOD! Only took WON year and a few hundred bucks flushed DHOWEN the tubes for the BEHAVIORIST who got you IN GOOD SHAPE!

Yeah, you want to be SHORE to practice your dominance EXXXERCISES HOWEtside, ar- HOWEN distractions, eh?

Yeah, that's HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard goes: 'BWEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'

AIN'T IT, diane.

Come to where the WARM is, diane. Was 81F today here in sunny Florida... where hittin dogs is a crime.

Perhaps she should have her own?

Better buy her a pair of gloves.

Ahh, so you've BEEN HAVIN PROBLEMS for 16 months.

SHAAAZZZAAAMMM?

Not in over thirty years, diane.

Perhaps you should ASK YOUR BEHAVIORIST for another APPOINTMENT on accHOWENT of his WORK WORE HOWET, eh diane?

OF CURSE, IT DID WORK, so you're ALL SET for your NEXT APPOINTMENT. 'Cleanlieness is next to G-Dlieness,' The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >

Yeah. You'll have to teach her to sit again.

Sometimes that's not such a WIZE idea, diane. ESPECIALLY on accHOWENT of The Amazing Puppy Wizard has DONE ALL THE WORK for you.

HOWE COME your PALS advised you to HURT and INTIMIDATE your dog and your BEHAVIORIST CAN'T FIX THAT on accHOWENT of YOU CAN'T BRIBE FORCE or INTIMDIATE your dog to MAKE IT TRUST YOU not to HURT and INTIMDIATE IT someMOORE?

THINK ABHOWET THAT, diane.

Your food bribes only REINFORCE the BAD behaviors and TEACHES your dogs to DO BAD BEHAVIORS to elicit a TREAT or ALTERNATIVE apupriate behavior like chewin on your gloves.

You'll need to REPLACE the WONS your dog is fixin to take off you.

Better get yourself a old pair so your dog won't take your good WONS and chew them up.

BWEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Oh yeah, we was JUST talkin abHOWET that. The Amazing Puppy Wizard shoulda read ahead.

You're welcome!

HOWEDY diane,

INDEEDY! The Amazing Puppy Wizard LIVES for your posts, diane. You've been postin here abHOWETS for many years and your dogs have had a VERY LONG CONSISTENT CASE HISTORY of STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNDE DIS-EASE and TEMPERAMENT and BEHAVIOR problems.

You've BEEN havin PROBLEMS with ALL your dogs since DAY WON on accHOWENT of you're a dog abusing MENTAL CASE, diane.

DID YOU NHOWE? THAT musta cost a few hundred bucks to learn HOWE to CHOKE your dog for BONDING BEHAVIOR?:

Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 18:31:38 -0700

Thanks for telling me that. Everyone is teasing me for calling in someone, but I didn't know what to do.

Obedience school taught all the basics, but the stuff they told me to do to have her get over her dominance didn't work.

I also had to get a choker for Maddy, and I too, didn't like to use them.

It's been very difficult the past few days, but she is just testing me now.

Thanks again, I'll keep you posted on our progress

Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 06:01:26 -0700

I had the behaviourist here Monday night to help me with one year old Maddy. It went great. She listened to everything he said, and she even did a 30 minute down stay for him.

Her problem was dominance.

I got her two months after my four year old passed away from cancer, so I spoiled her a little too much.

Basically I need to keep her on leash in the house until she is two.

This way I can correct her immediately.

She also has a very long leash for outside so she can still run and play, but I can correct her if she starts to jump on me or even dig.

I wish I would have done these things when she was just 8 weeks old. I have also started walking her without her gentle leader (because he doesn't believe in them) and she has walked fine.

I have noticed an improvement in her already.

I change my tone of voice and she knows she is doing something she shouldn't.

I knew her problems were more than just puppy problems.

He said the puppy part accounted for about 10% of her behaviour.

Diane and Maddy

You mean she was AFRAID of you ABUSING her.

ALL AGGRESSION IS FEAR.

Then she was PLAYING.

That so? You've BEEN HAVIN the SAME problems since DAY WON:

Here's The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME:

Subject: chronic puppy health problems Date: 2004-02-15 15:11:59 PST

I was wondering if anyone else had a lot of health issues with their puppies. Maddy is now 7 months, and we've been at the vets so many times.

Two ear infections, diarrhea for two weeks and now, she has either vaginitis or cystitis.

This is her second time on oral antibiotics in less than two months.

It is starting to scare me.

My four year old lab mix, passed away in July of cancer, so I just want to have a healthy dog.

Someone told me it is common for puppies to have all sorts of problems. If anyone else has gone through this, please let me know.

Diane

That so?

THAT'S on accHOWENT of you CHOKE her.

You might try throwin her the gloves an runnin inside. Or you could just CHOKE her someMOORE:

Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2004 09:37:08 -0700

The trainer didn't like the gentle leader because he said it masks the behaviour problem. She has to learn to listen to me always.

Walking is great now. The major problem I am having with this is her chewing on the leash.

She's only a year, so she still has the puppy naughtiness in her.

I talked to him yesterday and he said to just yank it out of her mouth, and just keep trying.

If no luck, he will show me something else to do.

I'd hate to spend the money again, so if anyone has any suggestions to help me get her to leave the leash alone, let me know.

She doesn't touch it when walking, and never has. Just now, it's dangling off her all the time.

Thanks.

Diane and Maddy

Your dog has been SICK and SUFFERING since DAY WON.

That so? What's your BEHAVIORIST say?

Yeah. You have. For FIVE YEARS STRAIGHT NHOWE.

Yeah:

Subject: biting and attention Date: 1999/10/13

I hope I'm not being a pest,(I have at least one question a week) but I've never owned a lab before and I think my 8month old lab/shepherd has severe problems.

This newsgroup made me realize she is normal.

Her major problem is biting but I'm told labs and shepherds are both bad for that as puppies.

Tonight I went to answer the phone and she took my arm and wouldn't let go. I had to hang up as my arm still has puncture wounds.

Has anyone had this problem?

I think she gets upset that all my attention is not on her anymore. (I do spend a lot of time with her and everyone tells me that I spoil her too much)

She also bites when she needs to go outside.

Any suggestions?

He's been on my killfile since I discovered the dog groups.

Pretty cool, you still quoting him.

'alpha©'

It seems he is also changing his address to bypass filters. The poor soul's medicine is not working, I wish they would pull his account until the docs find out what works best.